I don't like the O.C. People say, "Well gee Eric, if you've never seen the O.C., how can you say you don't like it?"
Well you know what else I haven't seen? Hitler. I don't like Hitler very much.
I'm sure you're saying, "Man, how can you compare the O.C. to the notorious 20th century war criminal, Aldolph
Hitler?"
In which I would reply by not replying, and simply dancing. Hopefully, I would get the idea across that I was dancing
not because I am aloof, but because I am disrespecting you by not answering, and dancing instead. What kind of
dance? Well I would leave that up to fate. What I would control is the amount of time I danced. I would dance until
you left or I got sleepy. Then when you stopped paying attention I'd traquilize you. Would I kill you? No not myself, I
would drag you out to the forest and let brother bear do the dirty work. They say you are what you eat, so I'd take
brother bear who is now a human, because he ate you, back to the city and become roomates with him.
However, I am catholic, so I was taught that by principle, eating other humans is a very very large sin. And since
brother bear is now a human and he ate you, I slay him for both catholic principle and to avenge you, my buddy.
Oh boy what a terrible mess I'm in now, I just killed brother bear, a human. Well clearly I have to go to Mexico for the
rest of my days. It would be like that movie, From Dusk Till Dawn 2. But I really don't like vampires. Like I put
Nosferatu, Dracula, and Hitler in the same group of people. All a bunch of eurotrash really. Euro disneyland is
alright though. Really it has a bad rep, that's all. I went there. It's cool, honestly. Like if I had a yuppy family that
wanted to go to Paris, I'd make sure to spend a day in eurodisney world. And then when they were on a roller
coaster I'd get trashed and abandon my family and travel around europe. That's romantic to me.
