So, if my height was proportional to my procrastination abillities, i'd be like like at least 7'7". That's a good two feet
taller than I am now. This would be a blessing and a curse. Of course, the upside would be that I would be very tall.
I would look at short people and scoff at them, maybe even spit on them if I so desired. However, the other thing
about being that tall is that you die, you die when you're like 25. I'm not sure why this is. I have a hypothesis though.
I think maybe if you're that tall, your head is constantly where the air is thinner, so you just suffocate I guess.
When I was little I wanted two things, to be tall and to be a cosmonaught. I mean astronaught. But everybody knows
that in space your spine stretches out and you get taller. So I'm actually quite happy my childhood dreams weren't
realized. Because I'd come back to earth, and people would look past the fact I was a national hero and see the
hideous 7'10" ogre beast that I am. I'm not one to let people misjudge me and by that I mean I become whatever
the general consensus says I am. So to uphold the image of ogre-beast I would, in fact, be forced to eat people.
